the goodie bag dilemma

June 20th, 2011

It is birthday season in my home.  Such a season brings the ever contentious subject of the goodie bag.  If you do not currently have young children, you may not be aware of this sweeping, festering epidemic that has mothers up at all hours of the night.  Stamping, cutting, creating, searching on line for the perfect receptacle and all the goods that go into it!  There are an astonishing 35 pages on Etsy for birthday goodie bags.

How did this madness begin? I cannot be the only one that loathes their existence.  Giving or receiving!  I think most modern day mamas, like myself, take the least expensive route to stuff these damn things.  $1 Store or Oriental Trading Company treasures are go-to items.  Of course, as soon as they are opened-the items break or are forgotten on a playroom floor (perfect land mines for mom to step on with bare feet).  On the flip side, if you don’t use the above mentioned discount suppliers, these parting gifts will set you back a pretty penny.  There in lies the quandary….

I figured it out.  Why not add up the amount you would spend on EVERYTHING you would need to give a goodie bag and add that to what you spend on the party?  The kids still benefit, the cost is the same, and the work is minimal. Isn’t that what we should all aim for?  Less work, more fun.  Who’s on board? (Please say all of you.)

for every June…there is a Ward!

June 19th, 2011
 (Ward, sharing some sound advice, with Wally and Beaver.)

On Father’s Day, I say,

“Love ya, babe!  I hit the jackpot to be traveling down this insane highway (sometimes the wrong way) called parenthood with you.  You are the ying to my yang. Thankfully, the boys don’t know that we are just wingin’ it 99% of the time!   But, mostly, thank you for being the one I can laugh with at the end of the day when they are finally in bed.”

 (My Ward, quite awhile ago. oh, how I love these boys.)

Most days I feel like I am the luckiest girl in the world. I bet you feel the same way!

summer of love

June 16th, 2011

With the summer solstice just around the corner, I have found my self dreamin’.  Not California Dreamin’, but dreamin’ of some babies.  If you have a baby, then you know what I am talking about.  Seattle is home to the greatest gift west of the Mississippi. Glassybaby, could single handily, make most girls smile big.   Even one by itself, perks up a shelf, makes a mantle shine, or soothes a day worth of worries.  A simple tea light, a match, and you are good to go!  But a whole grouping of them……

This set, summer of love, would be a total indulgence.  Here’s to dreamin’!

Never been to a glassybaby store?  Put it on your summer to do list.
Live too far away?  glassybaby forever

Late addition to this post (My timing was impeccable!):
The glassybaby Seconds Sale is on June 18th. Doors open at 10 am at 3406 East Union Street, 98122. Thousands of glassybaby with slight imperfections will be for sale for $26 each (drinkers will be $32. each). 
Free shipping on full priced glassybaby this Saturday for all of the out-of-towners who are unable to attend our Seconds Sale. Please use the code “freeship” at checkout on June 18th.

80’s flashback

June 15th, 2011

The rights have been purchased and a new animated series may be in the works.  Oh, baby!  Got cash in on that cow just one more time.  What was on your Christmas list in 1983?  If it was a CPKid, your mom and dad were fighting and kicking other crazy parental types in line for the coveted “must have” gift of the season.  Never had one, which doesn’t mean I didn’t ask for one.  The thing I remember the most about the CPKid is the smell.  Do you remember it? Baby Powder?  Not certain, but it was unmistakable FOR SURE.  That is how you knew you had a real one! (That, along with the signature on the ass and the adoption certificate.)

Can you imagine what parents would have paid for a Cabbage Patch Kid if eBaby, I mean eBay, was around?

Long live the 80’s!

More info on this, possible, must see TV.  Visit The Hollywood Reporter .

au naturale?

June 14th, 2011
From StyleWatch via People :
The actress’s first ad for the company’s “Core Values” campaign was released today, featuring the star afloat on a boat in Cambodia’s Siem Reap province. Wearing her own clothes, no makeup and her own years-old monogrammed Alto bag, Jolie looks at peace in her photograph.

Agreed.  She does, in fact, look at peace. Angelina is strikingly beautiful.   However, no make up?  Uh…… don’t think so.

I am a woman who drops her kids at school, hits the gym, picks up the dry cleaning, and does the daily grocery shopping- all SANS makeup.  Don’t get me wrong, I do own make up and love “putting on my face” (as my mother refers to it.)  Luckily, my life doesn’t insist that I be camera ready every time I leave the house. Poor JLo and Eva.  I am sure they were not ready for an impromptu photo shoot, but I for one love these shots!  Still stunning with that gorgeous, olive skin. 

Oh, one more thing. Totally love Terri Hatcher.  She takes the pictures herself (just getting out of the shower) and posts them. How brave is she?  I delete all the bad pictures of myself and certainly only post the most flattering! 

Au naturale.  It should not be a bad thing. Let’s embrace it!

In Treatment

June 13th, 2011

U.S. Rep. Anthony Weiner, who has been under fire after admitting to inappropriate communications with women online, has decided to seek treatment “to focus on becoming a better husband and healthier person,” his spokeswoman said Saturday.

For Huma Abedin, I have nothing but compassion.  While her husband, Mr. Congressman, faces the onslaught of reporters seeking the latest in his scandalous sexting and canoodling, she must privately endure embarrassment, betrayal, and anger.  To add insult to injury, all while in the early stages of her first pregnancy.  I am sure her closest girlfriends have rallied around her (and are probably-not too secretly-planning Anthony’s demise). 
On a lighter note, this statement brings a smile to my face. He is entering treatment to become a better husband? Where is this facility and how much do they charge?  Maybe the doctors offer weekend stays for men that aren’t habitual liars, but just need to brush up on their husbandry skills.  The staff should also consider a boot camp for men who are newly engaged.  A week long stay to teach them everything they will need to be a great husband. How great would this be?  “Oh honey, the ring is amazing and your proposal was SO romantic. I have heard of this GREAT place!”  




Go Bananas!

June 10th, 2011

I so desperately want summer to arrive!  If you live in the Northwest, you know what I’m talkin’ about.  We are all hoping that warm weather will come to stay (not just visit). What is better than ice cream in the evening after a long summer’s day?

Check out this kitchen wonder!  Yonanas!  Clever name and super healthy alternative to ice cream.  You simply freeze bananas and then run them through the counter top appliance.  PRESTO!  Frozen banana “ice cream” without the cream or sugar.  You can also add other fruit to the banana base to WOW up the flavor.  There is even a recipe for Peanut Butter and Jelly.  I bet that would be a crowd pleaser!  For the adult crowd, why not soak the banana in dark rum before freezing?  Too fun, right? 

Anyone have a Yonanas?  I am dying to know if it is worth the splurge.  (A splurge in dollars, not calories.)
Gotta have one?  http://www.yonanas.com/

One Word

June 9th, 2011

Is there one word that describes you?  I know there are many, many words that describe each of us, but is there ONE that stands out among all the others?  I thought of this yesterday as I was shopping for a swimming suit.

Now, that in itself is pure torture and is worthy of its very own blog entry.  Nevertheless, I am in need of a new suit.  I was trying to find one that a.) covers what needs to be covered after having 2 children b.) flatters the parts I want to show off c.)  is comfortable and supportive and d.) is appropriate to wear to our community swim club.  Sorry to say, that is a lot to ask of one suit.  I was considering trying on a certain suit, but the sales woman stopped me in my tracks.  “You are too sassy for that.”  Huh?

I did not know this woman.  Never met her.  We had never had coffee together or shared a night on the town.  Yet, she wouldn’t let me consider a suit because it wasn’t sassy enough.  I didn’t think much of it at the time and moved along. However, later, when I began thinking back on it-I smiled.  I love that she called me sassy.  If I had to pick one word to describe myself, that would be it.  It isn’t always a good thing to be sassy and I think that is why I love it so much.  Life is too short not to be EXACTLY who you are in every way!  It took me quite awhile to figure this one out, but now I try to live into it.  That is certainly what I want for my young children.  I try to love them for exactly who they are- not who I thought they might be. (That task is easier on some days than others.) 

Out of all the words to describe you…which would you choose?  What is THE one word that describes you better than all the rest?

One for One

June 8th, 2011

This amazing company made a HUGE announcement yesterday.  They are expanding their One for One program to include sunglasses. 

For every pair of, ridiculously cute, sunglasses you buy-TOMS will donate medical treatment, prescription glasses, or sight-saving surgery to a patient in need.  This movement is near and dear to my heart. Since Hank started wearing glasses (at age 3) a year ago, I continually think about children who cannot afford eye care or glasses.  Please visit TOMS for more information on this life changing mission.

With that said, I am thinking I may need this pair!  The Classic 201 in Tortoise.

Which pair will you buy?  Remember One for One!

It’s that good!

June 7th, 2011
Dry Soda.  Discovered this amazing soda recently and it is oh-so good! The flavors are fresh, fun and unique.  Cucumber, Vanilla Bean, Juniper Berry, Lavender, Lemon Grass, Blood Orange, and Rhubarb.  Personally, my favorites are Blood Orange and Vanilla bean.  I love it over ice as I am getting dinner on the table.  They have a SUPERB website that offers pairing recipes and cocktail recipes.  The pairings range from Chocolate Tacos with the Lavender soda to Dungeness Crab Salad with Rhubarb soda.  
How about an Orange County for your next cocktail hour? 
Orange County
1 1/4 oz. Mandarin Vodka
3/4 oz. Grand Marnier
3 oz. Blood Orange DRY Soda
Serve: Martini Glass
Garnish: Orange Wheel
  • Half fill a cocktail shaker with ice
  • Add mandarin vodka, Grand Marnier and shake
  • Strain into a chilled martini glass and top with Blood Orange DRY Soda

Try one of the many flavors (or a cocktail) and let me know what you think!
Want more ideas?  Visit their website ~ Dry Soda Company
(PS.  They are Seattle based company.  Love that, too!)

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