first reactions

July 1st, 2011
What is your first reaction to the title of this book?  Without worry of being judged, I literally laughed out loud.  I am sure you can guess that controversy is brewing over this satirical good night story for parents-obviously not intended to be read to children.   
 Who has not thought this exact sentiment in her head while trying to get very young children to bed?  I vividly remember trying to follow some damn method- which name now escapes me- to cure my oldest of his affinity of getting out of his toddler bed….repeatedly.  Simply pick him up, put him back in the bed, and close the door.  No talking, no reasoning, just quiet and simple.  Simple my ass!  Toddlers smell fatigue and will persevere without fail.  We counted 76 “get-ups” in one evening.  The kid was tireless.  One of us would inevitably end up laying on the floor beside the bed and more often than not fall asleep before said child.  Thankfully, he grew out of it and we did survive.
That is why this book title is so stinking funny! We are all just trying to make it to bedtime.  If you can’t laugh…parenthood may kill you off!  So I say, kuddos to you-Adam Mansbach.  Thank you for writing a book that every modern day parent can enjoy with a glass of wine after the kids are f*^#ing asleep!
Buy the book at amazon.com OR
download a free audio copy recorded by Samuel L. Jackson at audible.com

Kiehl’s Spa 1851

June 30th, 2011

Keihl’s is opening it’s first ever stand alone spa on the Upper East Side of NYC.  I have never been to the city that never sleeps, but after reading about some of the specifics I dreaming of an afternoon of bliss:

  • Private entrance and a concierge to guide your visit.
  • Limited Edition Havianas to slip into during your stay
  • iPads instead of tired old magazines
  • Swanky chandeliers and unique photo murals in the treatment rooms
  • Perfectly named signature service~Ultimate Kiehl’s Body Restoration

Now who doesn’t need a ultimate body restoration?   
Live in the city or visiting in the near future……
Spa 1851

157 East 64th Street, New York, NY

1-888-SPA1851

on the floor

June 29th, 2011

JLo is back in a big way!  I am lovin’ this song.  Just makes me wanna dance.  Make a new playlist and add On the Floor to it.  You won’t regret spending the $1.29. 

Let your inner diva loose!

Check out the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4H_Zoh7G5A

plus or minus

June 28th, 2011

I was lucky enough to visit my OB/GYN recently.  (It was NOT a prenatal visit!)  The practice has recently switched over to digital scales that are within the private exam rooms.  Let me add that while I was pregnant with both of my boys, the scale was public (VERY public) and totally old school.  You know.  Slide-tap, tap, tap……tap!  I never looked and still have no idea how much weight I gained with either one of them.  I digress.

At my visit, I learned something down right shocking.  I noticed a simple chart taped to the back of the door.  Listed in one column was the examination room numbers.  The column next to it indicated a plus or a minus along with a number.  Perplexed, I asked the medical assistant, charged with recording my weight, about this curious document.  Her response left me utterly speechless.  “Oh, all of the scales are inaccurate. So, in some of the rooms we have to add pounds and in others we subtract.” Uh…………..

Let me get this straight.  The scales that can crush a woman’s spirit in one quick, digital read out are inaccurate?   Correct me if I am wrong, but it is painful enough being weighed at the doctor. I am thinking they may need to invest in some new scales. OR, better yet….

Let us all weigh ourselves at home before we eat and put our clothes on.  If need be, we can take a digital image of the scale and bring it with us as proof.  This will put an end to the shocking moment when the number on the office scale doesn’t match the scale at home, while completely eliminating this addition game they are playing.

Stand together on this ladies.  There are some things worth fighting for!

beach tunes

June 27th, 2011

How great is this speaker case?  With a rugged, rubberized body you can protect any mp3 (which also includes ipod, iphone, DROID, and Blackberry) and play music at the beach, pool or anywhere else your summer takes you.  It connects to your player or phone through the headphone jack.  It is water proof and runs on 3 AAA batteries.  Plus, the Eco Extreme, comes in 6 kick ass colors! 

I am thinking the orange or green would look great in my LL Bean beach bag.

Are you you ready for tunes on the go too?  Check out the  Eco Extreme Rugged All Terrain Speaker Case online!

heating up in Bon Temps

June 25th, 2011
If you watch True Blood on HBO, you know what I am talking about! I was literally hooked on this show after the first episode.  All my favorites are back on Sunday night for the Season 4 premier.  The story lines are ridiculously fun.  But let’s be honest, it doesn’t hurt that the men of True Blood are ridiculously HOT!  
My top picks:
Sookie’s love, Bill Compton- “The Classic”
 Sookie’s forbidden, Eric Northman- “The Bad Boy”

Sookie’s werewolf protector,  Alcide Herveaux- “A Girl’s Best Friend”

Of course there could not be an anticipated premier, without a few product endorsements.

Tarte for True Blood-Limited Edition Cheek Stain.
(I have used this cheek stain in a different hue and it is perfect for just a touch of color.)

I love this product description on sephora.com :
Have you spent eternity in search of an everlasting glow? Meet your maker. Inspired by the hit HBO® series True Blood™, this sparkling red cheek stain blends on smooth and lasts from dawn to dusk and well into the night. One drop is all you need to create a crave-worthy natural luminescence for all skintones and types. Like all Tarte products, this lusty natural stain will do good things to you thanks to natural mineral pigments and fruit extracts. Tune in to the new season of True Blood™, Sundays at 9/8c. Only on HBO®.

You know where I will be on Sunday evening.  Have a great weekend!

bottle it

June 24th, 2011

Looking for the perfect color for your summer pedicure?  Look no more!
O.P.I ~ My Chihuahua Bites. 

Even on the coolest of June days, it adds a bit of sun. I decided this summer not to pay for one single pedicure.  I sunk $8 for the bottle of polish at my local beauty store and have been painting my own toes.  I got tired of paying $35+ , just to have a crazy boy run a scooter over my foot and chip the paint. 

My wonderful friend Jen found the secret to the perfect “at-home paint job.”  One swipe of Seche Vite as the top coat and it looks like a you paid someone else to do it!  My toes are proof.

What you will you do with the money you save from skipping spa pedicures?

the shimmer effect

June 23rd, 2011

New and great!  Hawaiian Tropic Shimmer Effect sunscreen.  Offered in SPF 20, SPF 40, and After Sun lotion.  The ingenious addition of mica minerals gives this sunscreen a shimmery finish.  Those “magic minerals” evens out and highlights your skin tone (seeming to make those first days of summer a little less painful).  Field tested on Tuesday (when the temp crept above 60), it is also waterproof.  Added bonus…it has the classic tropical coconut scent.  Remember the scent we used to enjoy when we poured on the oil (SPF 0) and baked all day?  Yep, that one! Maybe the best part-you can pick it up at almost ANY local drugstore or even the grocery store!

 Add the shimmer and rock it girl!

day 2

June 22nd, 2011

Carefree livin’.  The dog days of summer.  Kick back and relax.  Summer fun.  Yes indeed, all true. There isn’t any other season quite like it and it is my all time favorite.  But ask any mother and it is also physically and emotionally EXHAUSTING!

Although the first day of the season is the Summer Solstice, it officially begins with an 11am dismissal and doesn’t stop until the first day of school. My boys and I hit the ground running on Monday morning..more like sprinting.  I just completed day 2 of our summer and I am ready for a back-up mom to come in for a few rounds. With everyone home all day, the food prep is intensified, the dishwasher runs on overdrive and those little treasured moments I had to myself vanish.   Admittedly,  it does take some time to wrap my head around the reality that I will be playing tour guide, camp counselor, and referee for two insanely active boys.

I will be filling that role for 10 weeks.  Yet, all my other duties remain.  How do I forget from year to year that I will have no time to grocery shop?  No time to do the laundry or return a phone call in peace.  Workouts get moved to 6am and the constant question remains (yet for some reason is insanely more difficult to answer). What is for dinner?!?

I do love (LOVE with a capital L) summer, so ready or not- we are in the thick of it.  I just need to finish my post (which I find I am writing after 9pm every evening) and get ready for tomorrow.  The meals, the snacks, tennis rackets, swim trunks, clean towels.  I really should start a checklist, but that is way to organized for summer.

How are all of you adjusting to our season of fun in the sun?

not too juicy

June 21st, 2011

Once upon a time, there was a most perfect pair of sweats.  They were made of velour, in the glamorous U-S of A.  They had a silly kind of name-Juicy Couture.  But after the first time you slid into them….you were hooked.  Even at the hefty price tag of $80 or more….one could not resist. Then something went astray.  The price remained the same, but the quality diminished (dramatically) and sparkles and bling were added to the seat.  Ummm, not such a good look for me.  So began the search for the new perfect pair of sweats.

Enter Alternative Apparel!

These sweats are light weight, comfy and easy!  My favorite are the crop pant.  Best of all, they don’t cost a fortune. Alternative Apparel actually has it all.   T’s, sweatshirts, skirts, sweats, hoodies, and on and on.  I have found items at small boutiques and at Nordstrom.  If you don’t have time to go on a search, visit them at the world wide web.  Nothing better than doing a little shopping …..in your sweats! http://www.alternativeapparel.com/

Here are a few of my favorites that I own:

  eco-heather crop pant
 burnout racer back henley tank
slouchy eco-heather pullover
 Here’s to relaxing and being comfy!
Where is June?

 

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